In Four Easy Steps

Step 1. Take a large chunk of clay and mold it into the appropriate shape. In this case, it should be a Zappa-shaped chunk when it's finished	Step 2. Make sure it looks good from every angle. The profile is especially important.	Step 3. Make a plaster mold from the clay format and produce a wax casting. No, we're not making a candle.

Step 4. Finally, Cast it in Bronze and have a professional photographer take a flattering picture of it. Unveil it at a swank type of affair and let others bask in its glory. Mount it on a half ton block of Granite and drag it around to gigs. That's all there is to it!

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